My favorite thing aside from what is actually pictured here is the fact that my husband sent this to me, because he is rad like that.

First come the laughs, THEN THE WIENER TOUCHING.

Marissa submitted:

Does this count?

Yes, Marissa, yes this does count.

iamboogers:

gingerhaze:

Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Summary.

She’s secretly into it.

 Why does this amuse me so?

iamboogers submitted:

I really love this drawing. I thought it was appropriate for touchwieners on account of the fact that  I want them to touch wieners. thank you and good day :]

whitachi:

kelseighn:

misspixnmix:

erikamoen:

bzedan:

touchwieners:

I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

You know why I love this (besides the obvs)? They’re referencing trad femme things and having fun with it, instead of making fun of trad femme things, like the “Men-Ups” calendar that came out last year. A definite difference, where you’re not mocking body movements and clothing of icky ladies, but using the language to say something—and to recognise that these things are sexy, no matter your presentation.

Oh dang, reblogging for bzedan’s commentary!

Also, you guys, I have been keeping my other Tumblr, Touch Wieners, pretty well updated lately! Just in case, y’know, you’re into that kinda thing. (That thing being wieners touching)

Also reblogging for the commentary. We need more guys embracing the sexiness that has been generally reserved for womenfolk. 

Reblogging for commentary AND general hotness, yay multitasking!

This is delightful, and I desperately want to follow that Touch Wieners blog, but I check my tumblr too often at work. AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH WIENERS AT WORK

Friend, I think you need a new job. For reals.

ohmomentum submitted.

I am kind of delighted by how fuzzy this guy is, like a coconut.

thearetical submitted.

This is goddamn gorgeous there’s not really anything I can add.

Hot. Damn.

thearetical submitted.

JPG artifacting cannot stop you from tasting the rainbow.

I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

thearetical submitted.

It is like two bridges connecting their separate countries. Hence forward, they are now known as the United Nations of Dong.