Touch Wieners

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I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

You know why I love this (besides the obvs)? They’re referencing trad femme things and having fun with it, instead of making fun of trad femme things, like the “Men-Ups” calendar that came out last year. A definite difference, where you’re not mocking body movements and clothing of icky ladies, but using the language to say something—and to recognise that these things are sexy, no matter your presentation.

Oh dang, reblogging for bzedan’s commentary!

Also, you guys, I have been keeping my other Tumblr, Touch Wieners, pretty well updated lately! Just in case, y’know, you’re into that kinda thing. (That thing being wieners touching)

Also reblogging for the commentary. We need more guys embracing the sexiness that has been generally reserved for womenfolk. 

Reblogging for commentary AND general hotness, yay multitasking!

This is delightful, and I desperately want to follow that Touch Wieners blog, but I check my tumblr too often at work. AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH WIENERS AT WORK

Friend, I think you need a new job. For reals.

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  8. johnnydeppseyeliner reblogged this from erikamoen and added:
    *this*!! the video and the commentary (bzedan knows what’s up). yes yes yes. jd’s eyeliner is in full standing ovation...
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  12. allsherlock reblogged this from touchwieners and added:
    - This is just quite beautiful, I will play this when I quit my future jobs.
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  17. theevilnekopuppetscientist reblogged this from touchwieners and added:
    am jealous of those legs right now.
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    Oh my God they are just so fabulous I mean they are just so umf
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  22. normal-isoverrated reblogged this from fiatluxaeterna and added:
    that moment when you think “all three of these men can wear heels better than I can.” Exactly what I was thinking
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  24. theviolentlolita reblogged this from ninja-noodles and added:
    This music video is a work of art.
  25. ninja-noodles reblogged this from genderlessjack and added:
    what did I just watch…. LOL OH WELL
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