Touch Wieners

Yes.

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 18:17:17 -0700

Yes.

ilovecocks: youngbiandfree: LOVE THIS two hot cocks rubbing...

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:16:39 -0700

ilovecocks:

youngbiandfree:

LOVE THIS

two hot cocks rubbing against each other

These are the photos my husband sends me while I’m working.

!!!!!!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:45:05 -0700

!!!!!!

ambidextrously-erotic: 0-h-p: cocks That’s a whole lot of...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 19:51:47 -0700

ambidextrously-erotic:

0-h-p:

cocks

That’s a whole lot of dicks.

~AE

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

brendanadkins: Sometimes me and Stephen talk at...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:13:40 -0800

brendanadkins:

Sometimes me and Stephen talk at work.

Something a bit more literary for my followers today u_u

colleencoover: I’ve finished noodling with the cover art of my...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:17:08 -0800

colleencoover:

I’ve finished noodling with the cover art of my new unillustrated romance short story, Home Port!

I’ve completed the editing and formatting of the document, and barring technical difficulties, I’m ready to publish the ebook on Tuesday, February 14.

Meanwhile, I’ve added a new Romance Fiction page to my website, where you will find a link to an excerpt from the story!

Home Port is my first unillustrated creative writing in a very long time. I do not expect it to be my last. I don’t know how often I’ll be writing romance fiction, but I enjoyed the hell out of writing this story, and I hope you will enjoy reading it.

Original Article

Piano Stripper Truly, a classic.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:05:05 -0800

Piano Stripper

Truly, a classic.

Beth Submits: DTTW!!!! I’ve done lots of processing and...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:05:05 -0800

Beth Submits:

DTTW!!!!

I’ve done lots of processing and deconstructing about why the show Archer makes me laugh so hard, but in the end, maybe i just love it for the actual, BONEafide wieners touching!!!

In episode 3 of the first season, “Diversity Hire,” secret agents Sterling Archer and Conway Stern touch penises in the locker room.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Archer_episodes

ENJOY!!!!

Indeed I shall, Beth, indeed I shall.

sexsavestheday: Ha ha! Boys look silly in their underwear. But…...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:03:06 -0800

sexsavestheday:

Ha ha! Boys look silly in their underwear. But… go to it, lads!

Don’t mind if I do!

Friday Work In Progress: Home Port

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:03:05 -0800

colleencoover:

I’ve written a short story! A non-comic book short story! A non-comic book gay contemporary romance* short story! It’s called Home Port!

Here’s the promo blurb:

After months at sea, Petty Officer First Class Dean Mendez is back in San Diego, and he knows exactly how he wants to spend his first night home. Is the beautiful boy he finds on a nightclub dance floor the perfect companion for the evening, or is he much more?

Short story, approximately 6000 words.

This is my first prose creative writing since high school. I’ve been editing the hell out of it, and my plan is to self-publish for a low price with Smashwords—and whichever other on line stores I can figure out; Amazon perhaps—on or by February 14. (Because no one else is gonna be publishing romance on Valentine’s Day, right?) I’ll be posting more work in progress stuff here in the meantime. Stay tuned!

*Fair warning: this story will have f-words and man sex.

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Hey fans of wieners touching, you will like this. I promise.

My favorite thing aside from what is actually pictured here is...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:03:06 -0800

My favorite thing aside from what is actually pictured here is the fact that my husband sent this to me, because he is rad like that.

First come the laughs, THEN THE WIENER TOUCHING.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:04:05 -0800

First come the laughs, THEN THE WIENER TOUCHING.

Marissa submitted: Does this count? Yes, Marissa, yes this...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:07:05 -0800

Marissa submitted:

Does this count?

Yes, Marissa, yes this does count.

iamboogers: gingerhaze: Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:06:05 -0800

iamboogers:

gingerhaze:

Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Summary.

She’s secretly into it.

Why does this amuse me so?

iamboogers submitted:

I really love this drawing. I thought it was appropriate for touchwieners on account of the fact that I want them to touch wieners. thank you and good day :]

whitachi: kelseighn: misspixnmix: erikamoen: bzedan: touchwi...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:38:38 -0800

whitachi:

kelseighn:

misspixnmix:

erikamoen:

bzedan:

touchwieners:

I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

You know why I love this (besides the obvs)? They’re referencing trad femme things and having fun with it, instead of making fun of trad femme things, like the “Men-Ups” calendar that came out last year. A definite difference, where you’re not mocking body movements and clothing of icky ladies, but using the language to say something—and to recognise that these things are sexy, no matter your presentation.

Oh dang, reblogging for bzedan’s commentary!

Also, you guys, I have been keeping my other Tumblr, Touch Wieners, pretty well updated lately! Just in case, y’know, you’re into that kinda thing. (That thing being wieners touching)

Also reblogging for the commentary. We need more guys embracing the sexiness that has been generally reserved for womenfolk.

Reblogging for commentary AND general hotness, yay multitasking!

This is delightful, and I desperately want to follow that Touch Wieners blog, but I check my tumblr too often at work. AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH WIENERS AT WORK

Friend, I think you need a new job. For reals.

ohmomentum submitted. I am kind of delighted by how fuzzy this...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:03:05 -0800

ohmomentum submitted.

I am kind of delighted by how fuzzy this guy is, like a coconut.

thearetical submitted. This is goddamn gorgeous there’s...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:04:05 -0800

thearetical submitted.

This is goddamn gorgeous there’s not really anything I can add.

Hot. Damn.

thearetical submitted. JPG artifacting cannot stop you from...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:04:05 -0800

thearetical submitted.

JPG artifacting cannot stop you from tasting the rainbow.

I Hate My Job (Official Music Video) Alright, so you watch this,...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:03:06 -0800

I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

thearetical submitted. It is like two bridges connecting their...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:52:28 -0800

thearetical submitted.

It is like two bridges connecting their separate countries. Hence forward, they are now known as the United Nations of Dong.